| Previous Clubs |
I am a Whit. I bleed Whits - It is my only club. |
| Preferred position(s) |
Right midfield though being naturally lazy and unfit, looking to make the trequartista position in the hole my own. |
| Club Honours |
A member of the incredible 2004/05 Whits 2nds. When banter finally came home. That's all the honours I need. Though achieving promotion in 2005/06 as joint player manager, club legend and clown was also an achievement. |
| Club Roles |
Clown, joker, a big face and a big voice. |
| Profile |
Desperately trying to regain my 15 year old form, I squandered my footballing ability on drink, kebabs and late north London nights, A firm believer in the need for total banter on the pitch to achieve greatness. Still capable of a mean dragback (when it doesn't induce cramp) and a wonderful inability to track back, Can still occasionally beat a man when they are fooled into thinking I might be quicker than I am. I love the banter at Whits, London Pride and fried chicken. |
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