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PROFILE: |
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| Name | Dan Jewell | |
| Nickname | Jewelly | |
| D.O.B | 15 March 1973 | |
| Place of birth | Bromley, Kent | |
| Height | 6' 0.5" | |
| Occupation | Recruitment Expert | |
| Old Whits debut | October 2005 | |
| Previous Clubs | Exbridge FC, Banstead Orient, Balmain Tigers, Mount Albert-Ponsonby, University of Bristol, Croydon Patriots, Addiscombe Athletic, Haling Park FC, Croydon Falcons, West Wickham, Sanderstead Eagles, 16 th Purley Sharks, Sanderstead Eaglets, Ridgeway |
| Preferred position(s) | Wide Midfield |
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| Club Roles | |
| Profile | Made debut for Club away to Old Glyn. An energetic and rangy midfielder, Dan must look enough like Phil Neville to be occasionally mistaken for a defender. Tries extra hard on the pitch to scotch rumours that he is coasting to retirement and is only player at Old Whits to boost crowd numbers and sell bananas. As the only proven non-virgin in the squad, Dan is working to lower the average age with a pre-school training academy. His 4 year-old son has already learnt to swear profusely at Dale and be very disappointed on the last day of the season. Despite having a slightly camp running style, Dan is probably not gay. |
| Additional information | Likes: Phil Collins, bananas Dislikes: The denial of justice, fairness, freedom and truth |
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